Showing posts with label Forums. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Forums. Show all posts

Monday, 1 July 2013

Decision Made Odds and Sods

This will be a snippets post. First of all, as a follow up to the last post, we’ve decided that folding bikes are too expensive or too small and not robust enough for what we intend. So we won’t be wasting any more time on that matter. Instead I’ve booked my bike in for its long overdue strip down service. I need brake blocks, the back wheel is out of true and needs jigging to get it right (there may be a case for two new wheels, as the brake wear grooves round the rims feel almost smooth, it’s been doing it’s thing since 2004). The crank bearings are just at that point where there is a tiny amount of play forward or delay (it’s one f the two) before the pedals engage. Other that that I’m in Evans hands on the 8th of July. Between now and then I think some Muck Off and a redundant tooth brush is in order.
After mine has been sorted out, Amanda’s Rockhopper goes in. It needs a rear wheel true, a tweak to the hydraulics for the disk brakes and that’s about all (she’s only had it since 2009, so it’s practically new). There may be a case at some point for Semi slick tyres ... but to be fair there’s a stronger case for a quality high pressure stirrup pump, so increasing and decreasing tyre pressure is less of a chore (I may have mentioned this before but the side benefit of a high pressure stirrup pump is it can charge my air rifle).
As a consequence of the decision not to buy folding bikes, we’ve had a minor redesign of the motorhome. The garage has gone; without the bikes there is only the need for rear access either side of a central aisle. We claim back bed space, which was another part of the “folding bike compromise” that wasn’t ideal. And we still have some rear access lockers under the bed for “dirty or outdoor gear”. Paul also pointed out that with a bit of cushion removal and the strategic placement of an 8x4 of ply across the bed area, the back of the van stays large enough for small moves, and while we won’t move the lockup contents our selves when we get back from travelling (we’ve decided to use a removals company eventually), we could still conceivably move a sofa or bed with relative ease.
We’ve reigned back some of the works we were going to do at my brothers; he wants to sell, therefore the task is to make the place presentable, serviceable and practical in as short a time as possible and then sell it. It’s not the best decision ever, but it gets him out of a hole and on to the next chapter in his life. And who am I to stand in the way of that?
Amanda and I have to get my old Golf serviced ready for sale, because it will become an issue in fairly short order if it’s still hanging around at the end of September.
On matters of moving things on my cat of fourteen years is proving hard to re-home. The younger one is on her way to good friends of ours this weekend coming, but Pern ... well Pern is Pern and she needs the right fit, or some poor human somewhere will lose an arm below the elbow … I must say she’s fine with me … it’s everyone else she hates.
I’ve returned to researching this that and the other in my spare time. However as per previous post; forums really are a pain in the arse. Take A frames for towing a car. I decided to check out costs and perceived or real increases in fuel consumption and legislation. I Googled various questions to see what would turn up. Needless to say there were lots of answers and lots on forums ... of those lots two threads provided good information the rest were utter bollocks. One in particular that got my goat started with a really good set of information and stats, was then hijacked by some bellend who decided to play  “The previous answer is bollocks I know better”, and continued thus for 8 pages, even after being slapped down with AA figures immediately following his fatuous comments.
Fortunately once you have pin pointed what looks like good anecdotal evidence, you find that the actual phrasing of your question may be the issue in getting quality information. Subsequently in finding the right way to ask the questions using “technical terms”, you get exactly what you want in terms of statistical information. The mean average additional fuel consumption appears to be from 5% to 10% depending on the type of roads used. However there are plenty of anecdotal notes from the experienced who haven’t used the scientific method who quote figures around the 1mpg extra mark. The variables obviously include towed vehicle weight, road type ect ect ect, but the figures above roll in all the time across a variety of forums, including stock car racers, caravan haulers, not necessarily, the point you started looking, but once extrapolated out, you find you're comparing apples with apples.
I have discovered that the tow bar and vehicle mods are not horrifically expensive, and a used Smart (the original) can be bought for as little as £600 ... suddenly a run about doesn’t seem quite so far out of reach, but we’ll see if it’s something we could use in our second year, if of course we make it to a second year.
Other items being looked at daily for pricing include:
Small camping stoves for day hikes and bike rides http://www.gooutdoors.co.uk/inferno-folding-gas-stove-p158211
Portable BBQ’s http://www.bbqworld.co.uk/cobb-pro-bbq-black.asp?gclid=CMOq4P3BjrgCFVHMtAodImQABA though again, it's one of those "takes up space, weighs something, not going to be used all the time" things, that you could probably do without.
And all sorts of other odds and sods … the trick is of course, not to go mad, or there may not be room for us with all the gear packed in the van. And as an opposite of things you can do without. There is ever the argument for making things as luxurious as you can, because it's an extended road trip, not a test of your survival skills.

Monday, 24 June 2013

Folding Bikes and Stuff

In  the quest to minimize weight and security issues and to avoid banging holes through the bodywork of the newly re-sprayed van, I have spent a lot of time looking at folding bikes, both online and in shops. It's the cycle rack problem; Do you or don't you? I'd prefer not to. However with regards to folding bikes. Who knew how expensive they are? Who knew how many there are for commuters and how many variations on the basic design? And who knew what a pain in the arse it would be to find something at a reasonable price that can at least ride a “made dirt track”* without falling to bits or breaking your arse, for less than a grand.
However after much research I have found some candidates:
Everything else ... too expensive.
The two/three above stand out
A: because I measured the rear access garage against the folded measurements of the Tern Joes.
B: all three bikes have wheels of greater diameter than 17 inches, and this is significant.
C: Whilst still appearing to be incredibly expensive for what they are, they are still relatively affordable.
Our riding criteria are: Shopping, site seeing, access (all the usual). It would be lovely to be able to afford an A frame and a cheap car like a Smart to tow as well as bikes, but it’s extra insurance, and fuel and risk. We’d both have to do towing courses (though our current licences already allow it, our skill set would be sadly lacking).  

Back to bikes we don’t intend trying the King of the Mountains route for a laugh, or doing downhill dirt tracks  in the shit. However a made dirt path* through a wood or field is never out of the question. Just take the New Forest as a for instance, miles of walking routes, miles of cycle paths. Do you then want to limit the radius you can wander through the forest, to that enabled by shanksies pony**?
The answer is probably no. So we need bikes that are rugged enough for dirt paths, rolling over potholes, and bad road surfaces, with enough traction through the gears and wheels to climb a moderate hill, but also pack away small. I refer the reader to Youtube, for visible proof that small folders are a bit shit on a steep incline; gearing is critical unless you want to get off and push.
So like everything we are planning we have to compromise somewhere. With regards to bikes, the compromises are almost too numerous to count, and without exhaustive test drives in varied environments you just can’t make a decision.

Forums don’t help. Forums I find more and more are populated by friendly but unhelpful idiots who want to wish you luck in your search for an answer ... they just needed to get it off their chest ... thanks for sharing now fuck off (politely off course). And the other kind of know all obnoxious idiot, who disagrees with everything you’re asking about, your reason for existing, your reason for asking, and to tell you that they bought the most expensive best recommended piece of equipment ever ever ever ... it was shit, they could have done better themselves and they sold it to some other fool on E-bay and you’re doomed.

Ooh I forgot to mention the clique twats who decide to use your thread to banter with each other for page after page after page regailing each other with stories about how they’ve answered your question a million times in other threads which they relentlessly post links to in your thread and have cool user names  like  “Foldingbikedude” and IKNOWSOMUCHMORETHANYOUDOYOUSHOULDBOWDOWNANDLICKMYBOOTSFOLDINGBIKEDUDE ... with a signature quote like “mountains tremble at my passing I’m so fucking great” and a picture of a Pokemen shitting out a folding bike shaped turd as their Avatar.
Ahem ...
So anyway, forums, could be useful ... frequently not, rant over.
Ooh I did forget asking shops, they tend to tell you what you are looking at is a piece of shit ... even though they sell it, and that you should by this gold plated, diamond encrusted one over here that was actually excreted by the last living Pokemon in our dimension ... but still isn’t going to like a dirt track.
Rant really over.
If we look at some of the bikes, there are only three or four manufacturers worth mentioning. All the others from what I’ve seen are either steel framed or so cheap, that the maxim “you get what you pay for must be applied”.
·         Brompton; all commuter great quality, really expensive, not designed for our purpose.
·          Dahon; mostly commuter, well known, quite expensive, do a full size off road unit ... best part  of a  £1000 (still none with front suspension).
·         Tern (Bastard son of Dahon), make 26 inch folders, still a young company, their cheapest 26 inch the Joe 21 is £350 (only if you buy from Evans),  may a be a compromise too far as it is just a full size folding commuter the Joe 24 is a possibility, but £550 and then the Joe 26 £650 and more (still none with front suspension).
·         Montague make full on 26inch folding off road bikes ... need a mortgage to buy one. However if you have Montague money they look great and can weigh up to 27lbs less than the equivalent Tern or Dahon ... however their final folded size is about the same as the Terns (eer no suspension here either).  
So we return to the two/three above. Eclipse £600, 20 inch wheels, folds up small, good reviews but not a mountain bike, quite a lot of kit built on (pannier rack, dynamo powered front light, rear battery operated light), if I was a commuter I’d probably buy one of these ... if I didn’t buy a Joe.

The Joe’s £350 to £550 26 inch wheels, longest measurement when folded 92cm, (all three folded measurements are 92cm x 85cm x 35cm). Folding sizes are significant the van width at rear doors with panelling is 125cm, but you must take account of best folded storage orientation. The 92cm is the vertical, and we need to allow space for two.
Folding bikes may be an ask too far. And Paul asked the question: why not just carry normal bikes inside, and chain them up outside when they aren’t being used?
He has a point!
And in truth I really love my Trek 4300, it’s been my faithful friend for nearly ten years, and Amanda’s Rockhopper weighs less than a fag paper, all the folders weigh more, even the Alloy ones. For a £70 strip down service (plus parts). Mine could be spanking again in a day.
I may have made a decision as I wrote this :-)

*Made dirt path, one defined and often maintained for access, but not always drained or even, and usually not even coated with loosechippings
**Shanksies Pony ... your own two feet (catching Shanksies pony home ... you’re walking).
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